she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
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Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
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I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
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