Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
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I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
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The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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