Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
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Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
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I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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