I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
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sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
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At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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