i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
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So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I believe in your delicious
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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