I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
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Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
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As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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