"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
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we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
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I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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