PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
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That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
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The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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