Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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