Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
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Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
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When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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