you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
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I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
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Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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