idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
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He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
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Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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