Don't make out with my wife yet
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
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We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
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He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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