dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Randomize