Dual....:-)
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
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This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
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I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
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