Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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