It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
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trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
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Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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