my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
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so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
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Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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