Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
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Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
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A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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