I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
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Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
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I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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