Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
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I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
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Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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