of course. lets lasso hookers.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
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Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
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I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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