that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
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My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
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I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I can't put those talents on a resume
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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