Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
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Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
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I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
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