So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
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Operation Purity has been aborted
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
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After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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