For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
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True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
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I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
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