You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
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See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
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Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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