i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
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Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
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High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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