My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
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some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
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I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
These tits shall not be calmed
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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