Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
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cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
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Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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