called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
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hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
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It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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