Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
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high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
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Two words: blizzard sex
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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