i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
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Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
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How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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