Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
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Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
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A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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