that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
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I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
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arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
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