i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
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If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
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I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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