I skipped work to stalk him.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
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I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
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Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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