May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
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well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
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Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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