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Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
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i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
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I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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