I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
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I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Every concussion has its silver lining
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
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Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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