is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
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well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
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Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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