He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
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so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
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Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
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I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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