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    Submitted by TheWingMan on Jan 20, 11 at 7:27pm

    I'm glad some fellow educated individuals appreciate decent grammar.

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    Submitted by Gotouchyourself on Jan 20, 11 at 4:25pm

    Correct me if i'm wrong but i think it should be where or with whom. You will be blacking out.

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      Submitted by 3_10toBooshtown on Jan 20, 11 at 5:39pm

      and it should read "blacking out, i will be." this text is not a complete thought.

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        Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Jan 20, 11 at 10:34pm

        Not necessarily. "Regardless of where or with whom, you will be blacking out and I will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird" is a complete sentence. \n\nOn the other hand, the OP's use of the German prefix "ur" is somewhat ambiguous, as there's no way to tell if he is referring to the German prefix "ur-", meaning first or earliest; the ancient Sumerian city of Ur, or the University of Richmond.

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      Submitted by ejchristian86 on Jan 20, 11 at 11:31pm

      I believe that the proper structure of that particular segment would be "out with whom you will be blacking."

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    Submitted by wwiiace on Jan 20, 11 at 7:14pm

    I thought there was something wrong with me because i was correcting the grammar just so i could read it. Im sure this at least makes it real but i guess i want to be lied to with proper english.

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    Submitted by thatdangguy10 on Jan 20, 11 at 9:04pm

    I'm glad you have good friends, mine try to moderate how much I drink and what not... Fuckin selfish asses

  • 59 50
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jan 21, 11 at 2:21am

    And later in the night you both play Feed the Birdie!

  • 70 77
    Submitted by Pancreas on Jan 20, 11 at 10:53pm

    I need more friends like you!

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    Submitted by birdman12311 on Jan 21, 11 at 8:03am

    party

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    Submitted by thatscheesy17 on Jan 23, 11 at 9:21pm

    So that means you will be throwing up drinks inside of her?

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    Submitted by GrenadeFree on Feb 15, 11 at 6:31pm

    Shut up about the grammar. You're annoying. I appreciate this comment haha I have tons of friends like that and I love it.