my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
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she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
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i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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