i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
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Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
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My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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