Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
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woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
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On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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