I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
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He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
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We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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