Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
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He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
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somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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