it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
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you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
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You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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