Its about making memories worth repressing
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
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Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
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Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I am naked and annoyed.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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