Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
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Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
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I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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