i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
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And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
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he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
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